Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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