Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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