i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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