you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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