Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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