Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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