Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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