try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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