on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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