im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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