Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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