just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
