No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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