yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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