Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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