I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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