Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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