He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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