worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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