Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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