But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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