Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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