I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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