i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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