Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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