Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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