just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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