I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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