Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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