Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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