It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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