Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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