Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
how does that bad decision feel?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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