Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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