p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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