thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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