I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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