that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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