Betty ford says i'm here all night
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
