I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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