Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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