I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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