i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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