It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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