question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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