I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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