you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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