question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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