His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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