Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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