Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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