But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i don't like sucking hair
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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