Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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