STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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