I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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